As The Crow Flies

“They arrive as a river in the sky.”

My friend Bill wrote that the other day on his website to describe atmospheric rivers and how rain happens in Seattle.

I liked that line so much, he said I could take it. You can keep reading if you want, but  seriously, it’s not getting any better than “a river in the sky.”

Visualize any river you want in your sky, but mine is a river of crows.

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Yes, we’ve moved on from rain in Seattle to crows in Virginia.

(And, if you keep reading – and, look, I’m not saying you should, I’m only saying you could – eventually we’re going to get to baseball. But, mostly, we’re talking crows today. But, baseball, if you’re patient. And, if you were patient enough to sit through a nearly seven-hour World Series game last month, you can certainly wade through this river of words that won’t even take you seven minutes. Oh, and you’ll get some Bob Dylan, too, because of course you will.)

Back to the crows.

In the fall, crows arrive like a river in the sky over our little farm and then rain themselves down into our yard. Their mission: pecans.

Over the years several people have insisted there are no pecan trees in our part of Virginia.

Tell that to her.

Maybe that’s what the crows say, too, just to keep the squirrels away. “No pecans here.” Crows are tricksters that way.

Oh look, they missed one.

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Season of Baseball. Season in Hell.

There will be poetry and noetry (not a word. should be a word.) here today.

There will be just enough baseball to keep the “baseball” in The Baseball Bloggess. (But not too much.)

There will be a double date gone bad.

There will be poets.

And one of the best bands of the 1980s.

Let’s go.


“Season in Hell”

On Tuesday night, the Baltimore Orioles won. That had happened just 71 times this season. Which sounds like a lot, but it is not. It is not good.

On Tuesday night, despite the win, the Baltimore Orioles were eliminated from the postseason.

In short, it was a worthless, meaningless, whatever win.

(The win on Wednesday afternoon? Also meaningless.)

That means for the next 10 games, Orioles fans will go through the motions of pretending they’re having a good time.

It looks bad, I know. (Because it is.) But eight teams are even stinkier than the O’s including the uber-awful Colorado Rockies who have won just 41 games this season.

It’s like being on a double date. (Stay with me on this. It’s a metaphor and metaphorizing is not my strong suit.)

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12 Things You Should Know About Arlie Pond

Come for the baseball, stay for the leprosy.

(Trust me, there will be leprosy.)

A sepia-toned photo of Arlington Pond from the 1890s.

Arlie Pond, 19th-century pitcher, meets all of the unfussy criteria of my “12 Things” series – quirky name that doesn’t come around much anymore; a mess of time-worn obscurity; and a backstory that’s weird, but, and this is important, ultimately honorable.

Do my “12 Things” players come bearing a prom-date bouquet of interesting?

They never disappoint.

Sure, sometimes they give too much. What am I supposed to do with all this?

Today I’m going to squeeze into my skinny jeans of storytelling so I can get all things Arlie Pond into 12 tidy snack bites.

Let’s begin.

1. Easy Stuff First.

Erasmus Arlington Pond was born in 1873 in Saugus, Massachusetts, just north of Boston.

Colorful vintage "Greetings from Rutland, Vermont" postcard

But his family moved to Rutland, Vermont early in his life and Vermont embraces him as their own (and so shall we). He was named for an uncle who was a doctor, and his father sold medical equipment. (Remember this. It will be on the test.)

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Trying Again

Life is hard. Times are tough. I haven’t written on here in forever. Forever being one year, but it is forever in the land of blogs. It seems like forever to me.

I missed you, dear readers (Reader? One? Two? Anyone?)

I’ve missed wrapping my head around faded and peculiar box scores in 100-year-old newspapers.

I’ve missed the challenge of finding some new and comforting way to explain the disappointment of the Baltimore Orioles.

(I have no words for that right now. I’ll need a little time before we again wander together down that mysterious, but maybe not all that surprising, Orioles road to nowhere. At least we have Ryan O’Hearn. There. I said it.)

But, all the bad news and weight of the world have occupied my working life and made my stress’y brain foggy and restless.

(It also put me in the ER last month, but that’s a story for another day.)

I needed a challenge. Something new, but sort of familiar. And that’s where Bob Dylan comes in. Because life isn’t all baseball. (It’s not, right?)

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Willie Mays

1961

“Willie Mays makes us young again. He makes us feel good about ourselves, our environment. He makes us reflect and smile. He makes us want to do better and be kinder.”

John Shea, sportswriter and co-author of Mays’ memoir 24: Life Stories And Lessons From The Say Hey Kid

I’m pretty sure Willie Mays was my first baseball memory.

Not any particular game or play. Just Willie.

Much smarter people can remember exact details of their very first baseball game.

Not me. I was in my 20s before I got to my first game. And, I can only tell you a few things.

It was the Orioles. It was Memorial Stadium. It changed me.

There’s no Willie Mays in that memory. He’d retired more than a decade earlier.

But, still, long before that first live game, Willie Mays was baseball to me.

My memory is simple. Just Willie in his Giants uniform, standing in the outfield. Playing baseball.

Bob Costas has said that Willie Mays exuded joy. Maybe that’s what I felt. I don’t know.

My dad never took me to a game. I never saw Willie play. But, I knew. I just knew, Willie Mays was everything that baseball was and should be.

Here I am, a California girl, sometime during the last seasons of Willie’s career with the Giants.

I owned no baseball cap and the glove I had wasn’t even leather — it was made of some weird plastic thing. It’s long gone.

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“Baseball Weather Was Very Scarce.”

Waiting 18 months between posts here … you would think we’d have a lot of catching up to do.

You would think.

Do you have friends from long-ago that you’ve lost touch with and so you avoid reconnecting because there’s just so much you’d need to recap and who has time for all that and you feel guilty constantly thinking about how much you need to keep in touch but argh the time it will take to do that just paralyzes you and hey it’s not like they’ve reached out to you after all this time and then finally you send a quick one-word text hi because it’s been so long you’re not even sure you have their right number anymore and then moments later they text hi back and you drop right into a rhythm as if no time had passed at all?

Hi.

I’m sure there is much we have to catch up on. But, in many ways there’s not so much.

Still three cats. But Mookie Wilson-Betts is now diabetic and I’m pretty sure you don’t want to hear about that. Although I think he’d appreciate if I mention that he is an incredibly good patient what with all of the poking and prodding we must do to twice-daily to check his blood sugar and stick him with little squirts of insulin. (Perhaps we have told him that the insulin will, if he is good, give him super powers. Perhaps we have told him that the insulin will give him the ability to fly. Please don’t ruin this for us.)

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33-1/3: My 18-Word Return

20th century: the rotation speed of a vinyl record ☝️

21st century: the beginning of an Orioles dynasty 👇

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Let’s Make 42 A Verb

Library of Congress, Prints & Photographs Division, Reproduction number #LC-L9-54-3566-O

Maybe it’s just me.

But, every time I see the number 42, I think of Jackie Robinson.

It doesn’t have to be baseball-related.

And, it’s not just on April 15 when baseball celebrates Jackie Robinson Day.

No. Not just then.

Always.

If I glance at a clock and it’s 42 minutes after the hour.

I think of Jackie Robinson.

If I buy something and the total is $42.

I think of Jackie Robinson.

If it’s 42 degrees outside.

Jackie Robinson.

It always weirds me out to see a college baseball player wearing #42. Should you be doing that? I hope he recognizes the importance of that number on his back.

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I’ve Been Thinking …

Dearest Reader,

Every time I sit down to write you, more often than you would think, the words that were perched on the edge of the fattiest part of my brain – (consult your high school biology to “brain-GPS” your way to the cerebrum) – just disappear.

What was it that I wanted to say before the latest bad news got in the way?

Determined to write something … dammit, anything … before this month expires, I made a list.

It’s a list I scribbled on the back of my scorecard last week as the en fuego 🔥🔥 Virginia Cavaliers won yet another game in grand-slamming fashion.

Virginia baseball, currently 21-1 as I write, is off to its best start in its 134-year history.

Here’s a poem I wrote about it for you.

I don’t want to gloat.

So I won’t.

I cobbled the list together on March 19, 2022, as the University of Virginia defeated Boston College 18-1.

First, a test. Can you find the two grand slams?

 

Five home runs. Two grand slams. Fun.

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And, Now There’s Baseball

“Little darling, it’s been a long, cold, lonely winter.”

© The Baseball Bloggess

Oh, baseball, how I’ve missed you.

Maybe you’re waiting around for Major League Baseball and the Players’ Union to work through their cumbersome labor disagreements. (Spoiler Alert: one side is being an unreasonable, mean-spirited, nogoodnik cheapskate.)

Well, I’m pleased to remind you that today, for college players, it’s baseball o’clock.

I heard that.

I heard you unkindly harrumph-mutter “aluminum bats” under your breath just now.

Stop grumbling and have an open mind.

Sure, maybe the clink of an aluminum bat doesn’t have the same satisfying crackety’crack-crack of a wooden bat.  An aluminum bat also doesn’t explode into devil shards that can put out your eye. Continue reading